Are your teeth a little big, are they just too white?
Jump underneath the microscope
Are your legs a little wide, or are your jeans too tight?
Jump underneath the microscope
I’ll need paper, a pen, a ruler, a scale, a magnifying glass
Charts with decimals, percentiles, to show it to the class
Let’s blow up the frame, let the blemishes escape
From underneath the microscope
Do you have wrinkles when you frown?
Lines that scream your age loud
Jump underneath the microscope
Do your eyes droop down?
Are your feet as big as a clown’s?
Jump underneath the microscope
I’ll need paper, a pen, a ruler, a scale, a magnifying glass
Charts with decimals, percentiles to show it to the class
Let’s blow up the frame, watch perfection take shape
Underneath the microscope
No need to be ashamed, no need to have fright
Grab a needle, count to three, go under the knife
This will have to be ’til the next time we meet
Underneath the microscope
Let’s blow up the frame, watch addiction take shape
Underneath the microscope
The debut LP from Allen Epley (Shiner, The Life and Times) blends '70s-style folk/pop songwriting with dreamy, swirling alt-rock. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 10, 2023